Cleaning day!
Slowly but surely, I'm cleaning the house because I like to do a nice, big clean at least once a week. And of course, on the day that I wash the sheets, Mocha turns into a bed bug.
I had a huge issue earlier this afternoon with the furbabies. After them keeping me up until 1 in the morning with constant BS that required me to get out of bed and scold them, I was in full-on bitch mode with a sinus headache this morning. When I was making lunch, I put them in the bedroom (hello, tuna fish and kittens? yeah, no...) to keep them out of my hair. I went to let them out when I was done, went to open the blinds in our bedroom, and heard a crash. Not two seconds after I let them out, Kona managed to jump on the dining room table and knock down my glass of grape juice. By some miracle, the glass rolled off the table onto the floor, and did not tip over onto my Macbook not 2 inches away from the whole ordeal (it even got some juice on the side...). I was irate. Please don't call ASPCA on me, but I swear to God, if I had not put the kittens as far away from me at that instant, Kona would have spent one of his 9 lives today. Good Lord...
I kept them both in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes while I cleaned the mess, learned how to take grape juice out of the carpet, enjoyed the lovely purple lines stained into the wall, and ranted my ass off to Chris over e-mail. I started to miss them, though, so I let them out.
The funny thing is, when it happened, I distinctly remember Kona standing standing there a few inches away, completely frozen stiff and with this look on his face like "Oh shit...". I swear, he knows when he's being evil...
Our new name for the Double Trouble Duo is Hell On Legs. Fitting.
Comments
you really had me loling with this
made my day!
*sigh* Life with animals.
there are times when i tend to lock my kitty in the bathroom and turn up the tv to drown out his cries. lol but after 15 min i feel bad and let the little booger out. luckly your macbook is safe and you got this carpet clean!
you had me laughing while reading this. Blue did something similar, only spilled tea all over my keyboard. -.- She'd jumped up on my desk and smacked right into my cup of tea. Ugh.